Arr Arr, I'm Back!!!

Damn Right I Am Back!!!

I got this test to show if I'm ready for Emperör, I had to survive for three Fucking weeks in SPAIN. I mean Spain, it's hotter than hell and everywere is Sand, Sand and Sand. The Sand even came in spots I didn't know, and I didn't want to know.

Then you have these Spanish chicks, They're hot and by hot I mean really sweet. They want to have sex with you all the time! I was one time at the beach and a group of lesbiane, horny, spanish chicks came to me and asked: "We need a handsome dude to give us the pleasure we can't get from eachother" So I replyed: "I'm listening to Motörhead now, Fuck off" Now the evil bitches couldn't take me to their Secret Sexcave for Talented Guitarplayers. Inside, I would have been trapped for the rest of my life and getting loads of sex. Not able to play with Emperör (Story doesn't count for bass-players, sorry. Wait I don't care!) - true story

And now I'm back in Holland! Ready to Rock!!!